so there i laid…
April 7, 2006
on the lounge around midnight last night. occasionally passing a bottom burp and barking out a laugh at scrubs. when i heard movement out in my backyard. huh. i sit paused with ears straining that sounds bigger than that bastid cat from next door that believes my yard is his outside dunny.
noises cease.
i revert back to my lounge lizard self minus the bottom burps.
heard it again. sit upright peering over the lounge and out thru the glass doors, wondering if i had locked them.
when i spy shadowy movement. closer.
“WHATAREYOUDOING!”…i roar like the freaked out crazy woman that i was.
it is two bloody girls looking for my son.
big mean frowns followed by a curt…”he is asleep in bed”
WTF…is wrong with parents letting their kids wander about town after midnight.
and more to the point letting them wander about in MY backyard.
shew i just amazed myself just then. i have the reflexes of a…a…well buggered if i know but something damn quick. i just snatched a bothersome fly that was let in by the son and his mate clean out of the air as it passed by between my nose and the monitor.
okay time to be getting back to the white powder…or perhaps just a game or two of blogmad’s hangman first, just while i suck down a coffee.
todays word is concupiscence = a strong desire, especially sexual desire; lust.
hmmm them bloody girlies better not be entertaining any of that regarding my fourteen year old son. i believe i should be finding myself a big frigging stick.
April 7, 2006 at 7:39 pm
Hello just passing though – found you on blogmad and thought I’d say hi *waves* HI!!
April 7, 2006 at 7:52 pm
Ya know, I guess I’m old fashioned, but I just don’t like young “ladies” being assertive (aggressive?) when it comes to young “gentlemen.” I grew up in such a different era, we didn’t call boys, we didn’t make the first move at all, we didn’t ask boys out… now a days I sound like the ancient fuddy duddy that Iyam… still, guard your son’s privacy; he’s a good looking kiddo (thanks to his ma), the girlies will be after him like flies to honey… is he coming to the states wid ya (I’m guessing yes) – if he has the Aussie accent, that will drive them chicks in the sticks plumb mad….
April 7, 2006 at 11:24 pm
I bet their parents didnt even know they were out! I couldnt imagine their parents being okay with it!! Oh, and you better get used to seeing the girlies around.. He’s getting close to that age!
April 7, 2006 at 11:58 pm
Geez! In this country, those girls may have met the end of a shotgun pulling a stunt that stupid! People don’t take kindly to unknown trespassers in the middle of the night anywhere I suppose!
April 8, 2006 at 12:59 am
Around here lately those girls probably wouldn’t have even made it home, roaming about at that hour. They just sentenced a guy to death for snatching this little 12-year-old girl as she walked by a gas station in the broad day light. They caught him because the security cam recorded everything. You just can’t trust anything or anybody. I don’t know how it is round your way,maybe it’s safer, I hope. Where are the mothers of these girls. Plus they scared the hell out of you. Should have wacked them with your fly-swat, around your yard and to the street…:D
April 8, 2006 at 1:01 am
PS I forget to say, the little girl died a horrible death…so sad, there are some very sick (humans) out there
April 8, 2006 at 1:12 am
if you were my mom i might be mad. young guys like young girls.
April 8, 2006 at 1:24 am
concupiscence – I think this is a good word to describe yours truly.
As for the 14 year old girlies, geez they are getting younger and younger and what the fuck is up with their parents?!!
Wait- I just saw jdaaris’ comment, are you moving to the U.S.? Why?
April 8, 2006 at 2:30 am
I got a nice big solid stick here for ya if you want it!!! I’ll send it byu fed ex overnight hahha!
And I love how you call farts bottom burps..I caught myself sayin that the other day hahaha.
April 8, 2006 at 3:01 am
All I can say is at fourteen he isn’t ready for two girls. You really can’t handle that appropriately until 17. You need to build up stamina after all. “One at a time you will do just fine. Two on one won’t be any fun”.
April 8, 2006 at 6:52 am
:: tennessee? Oh wow, they have a thick twangy accent if I ever heard one. I have never been there so I can’t say much about it. I will say that the north and the south are very very different. And the northerners (me) often make fun of the southerners…we’re jerks like that.lol…
April 8, 2006 at 7:25 am
Oh… I snuck outta my house at night all the time as a teen. Streets were safer then. But I was a danger to society…. muwhahahahahaha
April 8, 2006 at 8:04 am
oh lord when the kids were teenagers..i had more girls calling, coming around then i ever did with boys calling on mojo…(of course her crazy mom and two older brothers might have helped too)…for years after the boys had gotten married females were coming up to me .saying..do you remember me..? i used to date your son….which son.? and no…there were to many of you…I am sure that both boys screwed every Jupe girl in West, Leroy, Tours, Ross and Abbott, Texas..I shudder to think about how many grandkids i might have out there i dont know about…so yes, get a very big stick..and dont be afraid to use it…bip them so hard they burp out their ass….
April 8, 2006 at 1:12 pm
nice try
April 8, 2006 at 1:34 pm
They are lucky that you didn’t have a big stick and come out swinging without asking first. That would of scared me to death. Clay is so shy I think it will take a girl asking him and not the other way, lol. His first girlfriend asked him. I don’t know about the dating thing yet. I get a odd lump in my stomach when I think about it. Take care g/f and God bless.
April 8, 2006 at 3:11 pm
*waving back*
HAHA those little tramps!! I thank the Goddess daily for blessing me with boys- otherwise I’d be one of those lunatic mothers who put their kids in shackles at night
Lucky for me, I never got caught when I snuck out!
*Gi-normous hug**
April 8, 2006 at 3:49 pm
Fucking Blogger. Let’s see how long it takes them to fix the issues and recover my blogs. Bastards.
Oh and a thumbs up for you!
April 8, 2006 at 3:57 pm
It’s 2:00 AM and a code strong was just called in the ER. That means if you are free you should go to ER and help subdue the patient who is being nasty.
Can I barrow a big stick?
April 9, 2006 at 2:20 am
Dayum! Those little hoochies need to be at home in bed…not out looking for boys!
hehehe…I wonder if they heard your butt burps?
April 9, 2006 at 3:16 am
i remember in high school, a friend of mine had to have the phone number changed because so many girls kept calling and not saying anything. his mother finally had enough and changed to an unlisted number and told him NOT to tell anyone what it was.
April 9, 2006 at 9:42 am
Wow, 2 girlies at the age of fourteen. You’re son’s doing pretty well i must say. You should be darn proud Apos.
I just place a hangman thingie on my blog. Now i’m just sitting here, guessing words, some of which ivé never heard of before. And hate it when they use names of people as a hangman word.
April 10, 2006 at 1:10 am
Sounds like your son is doing pretty good. Most any teenage male would be proud to have girls sneeking over after midnight to see him.