whilst beating my meat tonight…
March 22, 2006
i was thinking back on what has been the highlight of my week thus far. it would have to be finding a total of nineteen pkts of chips in the advertised multi flavoured fifteen pkt bag. yep there were seven pkts of bbq instead of the normal three. guess someone was pissed at the company and was trying to eat away at their profits. all i can say is, well done mister/missus chip packer…please continue with yer pissiness whilst packing.
okay gotta go…my steak has cooked to within an inch of its life.
March 22, 2006 at 10:15 pm
Ahhh… sometimes it’s the little things in life that make it so grand. Except you now will have bad karma for leaving your trolley in the wrong area.
PS. I’m now wearing clothing again. It’s freakin cold in here and outside. Besides, I’ve flashed BB gun boy on accident a few times before since I never wear a bra at home or on my balcony while working on my plants.
March 22, 2006 at 10:32 pm
Oh ya, only the “Super Targets” sell food here. Which I think all the Targets may have been changed over to recently. I don’t know since I don’t go Target hopping. But I do know they have a place to return your trolley in the parking lot, several of them in fact. *pffffffft*
March 22, 2006 at 11:00 pm
Well, at least you are in AUS, so I know that trolley isn’t going to roll into my car and leave a dent in it!!
March 22, 2006 at 11:34 pm
I am a meat eater and sometimes beater, hehehe. I like my steak rare, very rare.
March 23, 2006 at 12:49 am
HAHA!!! At first I thought this was goig to be a crazy masturbation story..then at the bottom there was the word steak..*snickering* yes im a pig haha
March 23, 2006 at 1:33 am
Ohh… how exciting is that! Its like when you find 7 chicken nuggets in the 5 piece order! Its like christmas in spring!! Oh, and I love beating my meat!!
March 23, 2006 at 3:22 am
LOL! The “highlight” of your week, huh? Sounds about as exciting as most of mine!
March 23, 2006 at 6:40 am
Speaking of chips, or crisps rather, I’ve just discovered a new variety over here called Cheese Heads. Disgusting name – bloody lovely chips!! I can’t stop eatin’ the damn things!
RYC: This job thing aint workin’ out for me either, so as soon as one of us wins the lottery aye?
March 23, 2006 at 6:53 am
OOH– extra karma points for you. I don’t believe in coincidence.
March 23, 2006 at 9:01 am
there is balance to the universe grasshopper. some poor bastard in the philippines probably got a bag with 11 pckts in it and is taking it as a message from god. this poor arsehole may have himself crucified on easter due to the missing 4 pkts of chips.
March 24, 2006 at 2:20 am
Beating meat? hahaaa…I’ve been such a horny bastard lately and have made a new “friend” that has been a welcome diverson. *grabs ribs*
Aren’t BBQ chips or crisps- isn’t that what they say there? Aren’t the BBQ chips nasty? Ugh…I remember I couldn’t believe some of the flavors they had in England-strange like tomato flavoured, chicken something or other, of course we have bbq here as well. (I loved the salt and vinegar.)
March 24, 2006 at 2:43 am
Boy, I could use those chips right now…..Danno is hung, and I don’t mean like a horse….I shall recoup by reading your entire blog from start to finish( I have to catch up!) and yellowdog’s as well…life is good…..if I did not have some fancy gallery people meeting me in a few hours,I would have Bloody Mary right now…..mmmmmmmmmm chips…drool,drool,drool
March 24, 2006 at 5:06 am
Heya girl! Thanks for giving me a wave; yer just such a fine friend. Eh, chips, nuttin but a fond memory for me… whoops, just drooled on me danged dress shirt! I’m blaming U!
March 24, 2006 at 12:12 pm
Ooh, bonus BBQ… choice!
Funny how these little accidents in your favour can make you feel like you’ve struck a blow to ‘the man’, whoever he is.
Don’t you mean Tahr-jhay?
March 25, 2006 at 5:59 am
You are off for four days? More time to beat your meat!!
March 25, 2006 at 8:23 am
I’m still LMAO at “whilst beating my meat tonight”….
March 25, 2006 at 3:48 pm
Leaving all your gems on Blogspot, huh? People are starting to worry over at Blogster.
March 25, 2006 at 4:47 pm
I can see the thumbs up or down thing if I have the browser at maxium size. Do you have an older, smaller monitor? That may cause it.
I think it’s PMS making me crazier actually. Yee-haw!!!
March 25, 2006 at 5:39 pm
I love your highlight of the week, apos. My highlight of the week is that it takes 25 steps for me to walk to the balcony, but it takes 28 steps for me to walk back from the balcony. Strange isn’t it, i might need to recount those steps again.
March 25, 2006 at 5:57 pm
You just solved the mystery, apos… i need to swivel, why didn’t i think of that?
Now it all fits in so well.